An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would
like to play a fun-game.
The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy
and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."
Again, the Indian declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the Indian's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Indian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."
So the Indian asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American thinks about it. No answer.
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Indian and hands him $500.
The Indian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Indian and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Indian reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,
and goes back to sleep!
I'm standing up thinking. Anybody who wants to listen is welcome. If not, I'm happy to see them go..
Never Give up------>
Hi Friend's...today i had chance of seeing this amazing video..i had no words to write in letters ..just watch this
My college Industrial Visit To Sakthi Auto Component-7/8/2010
Hi Friends,
i think this is my first personal post on mine,i hope in future there will be much more sharing about me...
last saturday(7/8/2010) we had a chance of visiting sakthi auto component ltd in perundhurai .
.a firm that produces all component that are needed to operate a vehicle physically and materials like knuckles,steering and etc..its gives us minor idea about their products...
we had a nice time in travelling there,the time i spent with my friends was unforgettable one in my life quite gud and had nice fight with our class girls by teasing them and they too teased but not better than us...........
and many to say...i hope that u could visualize our enjoyment in some of our pic's....
i think this is my first personal post on mine,i hope in future there will be much more sharing about me...
last saturday(7/8/2010) we had a chance of visiting sakthi auto component ltd in perundhurai .
.a firm that produces all component that are needed to operate a vehicle physically and materials like knuckles,steering and etc..its gives us minor idea about their products...
we had a nice time in travelling there,the time i spent with my friends was unforgettable one in my life quite gud and had nice fight with our class girls by teasing them and they too teased but not better than us...........
and many to say...i hope that u could visualize our enjoyment in some of our pic's....
this taken in our honourable classrrom,where our career going to began |
siva,manoj,ME,mahes |
future engineers in our IT dept |
terrors............ |
bala,siva,kannan,mahes,ME,suganth,amrish |
Raagavan,Mahes,siva |
Kannan,Hari,Balasamy(Sir),Karthi |
Me & Saranyan(backbone of the bus).kannan |
Here's the gang........ |
Some Tips To Keep Your System Efficient
Wallpapers:They slow your whole system down, so if you're willing to compromise, have a basic plain one instead!
Drivers: Update your hardware drivers as frequently as possible. New drivers tend to increase system speed especially in the case of graphics cards, their drivers are updated by the manufacturer very frequently!
Minimizing: If you want to use several programs at the same time then minimize those you are not using. This helps reduce the overload on RAM.
Boot Faster: The 'starting Windows 98/XP' message on startup can delay your booting for a couple of seconds. To get rid of this message go to c:\ and find the file Msdos.sys. Remove the Read-Only option. Next, open it in Notepad or any other text editor. Finally, go to the text 'Options' within the file and make the following changes: Add BootDelay=0. To make your booting even faster, set add Logo=0 to remove the Windows logo at startup.
Restart only Windows: When restarting your PC, hold down Shift to only restart Windows rather than the whole system which will only take a fraction of the time.
Refresh the Taskbar without restarting: If you in some way change the taskbar, either in Regedit or elsewhere, you can refresh the task bar without restarting. Hold down Ctrl Alt Del, and double click on Explorer. Say Yes to close Explorer, but no to closing Windows. This will refresh the Taskbar and system tray.
RegClean: A simple but effective piece of software this is. You can download it for free from Microsoft's web site. It is also available on many magazine cover disks. Reg Clean takes about a minute to check the registry. Then it asks whether you want to clean out redundant or orphan file. This usually helps the computer to get rid of files that have been left behind by uninstalled programs.
Disk Defrag: It is advisable to run Defrag under Windows 95 once a month or when you add/remove programs. However, under Windows 98, you can run it every week if you want because it has a new engine, which means that the more you run it, the faster your computer will get. What happens is that your programs are placed on your hard disk in a way so that the ones you use most often are easier for the hard disk to find and run. Make sure that the 'make my programs run faster' is ticked in the 'Settings' window in Defrag.
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